Which is worse, the hair or the shirt?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, and there is the famous shirt once again. We have since cut it off his body and torched the thing while he slept soundly. We have to actually hide the shirt and only allow him to wear it on certain days. I know that I am glossing over the obvious freaky hair, which was also concerning. This was right before he went to bed the other night and he didn't even know that his hair was standing on end. He was so tired and still kind of red from the summer sun, and absently laying upside down on the couch with his feet hanging over the back--the friction of his head against the seat made his hair stand up and stay...These are the pictures you don't want to show a future wife. Good night Jacob.